Hawks Caught With Their Pants Down and Shirts Off

Many of you are aware of the Blackhawks scandal that has occured all over the internet today. Patrick Kane, Kris Versteeg, and their grandpa aka center John Madden were photographed in a limo partying with some young party girls in Vancouver. Here is the link to the orginal blog where it was found.

http://communities.canada.com/theprovince/blogs/kurtenblog/archive/2010/01/26/chicago-blackhawks-shirtless-partying-pictures.aspx

My personal favorite is the picture of John Madden flexing. Let us remind you, Mr. Madden, you are 36... and married. Aren't you a little too old to be flexing shirtless and drunk especially with 20 something young girls.

Other than Madden, Kaner and Versteeg are youngans. We understand they're humans, who have party lives. But if we remember anything from Patrick Kane's partying days this summer in Buffalo, we know it brings controversy. Has he not learned anything? Please party smart.

It's a very bad idea to give young twenty year olds millions of dollars and not give them any guidance. Too bad Patrick Kane is just a tad too old to still be claimed by his parents. Maybe then the Blackhawks won't be constantly embaressed by his controversies.

I did enjoy the first picture of Kris Versteeg where he is fashionably fabulous wearing a pair of ladies sunglasses. He's definetly living up to one of his nicknames.. Verstud.. but definetly not his other... Verjesus..

The morals of this story are listed below:

1.) Hawks.. trust no one in Vancouver, this city is constantly publicly humiliating all of you.

2.) If you are 36 and married do not take your shirt off in a limo with a bunch of chicks and take pictures of it... especially do not flex...

3.) When you are a public figure and have thousands of fans, be smart and do not document your stupid decisions.

4.) When you are going to be photographed parting, make sure you shave your chest and all body hair (the onlProxy-Connection: keep-alive
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thing we learned from them).

5.) When photographed shirtless make sure you wear some form of religious jewelry so incase we start to judge you, will say "oh at least Patrick Kane is wearing a cross, he'll still go to heaven".

6.) When your wife finds out try to say the pictures were photoshopped from when the players made a shirtless calender for charity.

The Hawks have yet to put out a statement. I can only wonder what Quennville's thinking right now.

Hopefully now the Hawks know to stay away from everything related to Vancouver so they don't get caught with their pants down. I just wish there was some way we could avoid the Olympics...